Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

I enjoy anal.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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