What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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