Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Wade's the father

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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