- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Colby is gay.... thats it

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Dubstep < Music

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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