What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Penis.

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How are you? Yes

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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