knock knock who's there police

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Weiner

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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