Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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