What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Mitch

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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