And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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God

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock whos there not me

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Mitch

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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