Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Men, get on the boat.

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this is gay

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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