Bloody kids ...

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Jason Connor.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

An asian without a future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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