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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

milly, milly, milly, cat

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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