Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Enchilada

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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