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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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