A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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