Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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women's rights

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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