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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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