- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

I enjoy anal.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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