Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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