What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

I like hats XD!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Melbourne Football Club.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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