How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A women president

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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