- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I lost my tractor.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

no

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

No. Yes.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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