What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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