What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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