A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's up brah brah

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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hi corey

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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