What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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i cant think of one.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Women's sports.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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