What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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