- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shovel once.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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