A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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