Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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0 + 0 = 0

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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my namew is jd

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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