Women's rights...

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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