- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Win and Beau have no friends

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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