What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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