How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Enchilada

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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