- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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