HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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knock knock come in

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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