Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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