Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Colby is gay.... thats it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

How are you? Yes

Anti Joke

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