- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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