Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Worst joke ever

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why is pi? Because circles.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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