Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An atheist walks into a church

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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