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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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