Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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