- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you call a black priest? Father

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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