What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? No.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

bitches be crafty.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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