- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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