A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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