There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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