A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

why is john so fat years of over eating

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wade's the father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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