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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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