whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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I'm banging your sister.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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