A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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