Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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women's rights

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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