A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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My life :(

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Men, get on the boat.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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