What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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The Pope

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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