- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

A horse cantered into a bar.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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