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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Women.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

My butt!!!!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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