What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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