- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

womens rights

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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