What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you watch ? a tv

0 + 0 = 0

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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