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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

I have a crush on my dad.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I'm a like whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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