whats the best thing about polio...death

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Who has downs this joke

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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