- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I am on a escalator.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man made a sandwich.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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