why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Women's rights...

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Facebook...

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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