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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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