- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Women.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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