- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What's a small person? A midget

That didn't hurt.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A horse cantered into a bar.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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