How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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soccor

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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