- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

The Pope

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Women's rights

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

how did little johnny die? i killed him

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

My life :(

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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