A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Shut the cork up!

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69

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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