Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Women Driving.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A snake walks into a bar

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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