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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What's up brah brah

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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