What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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who farted your mother

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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