- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Society.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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