Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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i'm not gay

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Knock knock --Come in.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Ken wins!

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What are we then hypocrites?

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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1 Jew XD

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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