what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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*insert joke here*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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fart+fart=poop

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the asian kid gets an F

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Six million.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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