- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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