How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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How are you? Yes

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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That didn't hurt.

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What's a small person? A midget

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