Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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the asian kid gets an F

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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fart+fart=poop

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Six million.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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